jackieclarke Jackie Clarke
If Sarah Palin is a feminist then I'm a misogynist.
EliFromBrooklyn Eli
I wish the Mets had gone with "We believe in taking the early lead," but for now, "We believe in comebacks" works for me.
jackieclarke Jackie Clarke
Sam and Troy are singing a song about pooping music out their butts.
SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman
I just thought of a great slogan for people who are against gay rights: "Keep Faggots Single." You're welcome.
julielaufer Julie Laufer
normally when someone passes out in the real world, their face gets drawn on. at goucher, we just get 10 people to sleep in thier room.
EvaMarcille Eva Marcille
RT @ waldorules DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SANTA CLAUS & TIGER WOODS?....SANTA STOPED AFTER 3 HOs (thought it was funny)
EliFromBrooklyn Eli
Is there a stimulus pkg for this? RT @a_Tepper: Obama’s approval rating has fallen to 47%, the lowest ever recorded at this point in a term.
SarahPalinUSA Sarah Palin
Leave chilly TX(poor evidence of global warming today)4 Virginia event&speech tonite n DC;Glad Todd got 2 lv construction project 2 join us!
SamMetsFan Sam MetsFan
best phone call from gloria. made me miss her and the city like the phillies miss the rays.
julielaufer Julie Laufer
this world series is uniting new yorkers. fuck the phillies.
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